GASP! Tim Cook is human!?
Who the hell coulda guessed THAT!? Tim Cook just came right out in front of God and everyone and admitted he’s… human!
Welcome to the party Mr. Cook. We proudly admit you to the human race. We accept your (misplaced) fondness of Auburn football. You must be one helluvan uncle. And furthermore, what you do with your private moments is your’s (not our’s). Keep doing what you do so well: inspiring us to be the best we can be in all our endeavors. We’re rooting for you and the company you love as dearly as we do.